The Legend of Puke Tree

by The Unrefined Jagoff

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All gather for a tale
I’m about to regale
Of a tree so puked
It’ll make you pale

It all started in a bar
Where I was playing guitar
And you’d be shocked to know
I wasn’t a star

My brother was there
But nothing could prepare
for alcohol would
his brain impair

He didn’t dance
He didn’t skank
He just drank and drank
But that’s okay because I made bank

Well maybe not bank
But you know what I mean
80 bucks is a lot
When you’re just 19

He said HEY LITTLE GUY
CAN I DRINK FROM YOUR BOOT?
Then he took a big gulp
and collected some loot

“I FEEL LIKE ANNE FRANK”
he said rather loud
because the door was a bookcase
away from the crowd

So I figured it was time
to get the hell out
and then we ended up
on the wrong route

We called Daniel’s mom
for navigation
after Eric tried
public urination

About a block away
I hear him say
I think my puke’s
about to go spray

So I told him
get out of my car
you can walk home
it’s not that far

And off he went
into the yard
went under Puke Tree
and he puked hard!

That’s The Legend of Puke Tree
Now bow your head
pay your respects
cuz puke tree is dead!

Long live puke tree
the real crust punk
you may be dead
but long live your funk

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released January 31, 2018
Ian Covelli, The Unrefined Jagoff (from episode 12 - Puke Tree)

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